Hello friend, my name is wolfspider and I am a tiny, furious, blisteringly unattractive Australian teenager currently enrolled in Arts at Sydney University, for some reason.

I am a terrible flake and I have really dodgy taste in music and I love horror and science-fiction and horror science-fiction and also the occasional fantasy story in which everyone dies. I am bad at drawing. I am good at being anxious. I’m sort of okay at writing. I have no idea what else to put here.

Don’t follow this blog if you hate spiders, I suppose.

PS: I am not Irish. This is a bewilderingly common misconception?